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17 years of sobriety

17 years ago I was 15

I didn’t know what I was gonna have to deal with

No one prepared me for this


That being said I’m stronger than I’ve ever been

If you need me 🤤I got you

I’ve not been sober any of these 17 years

In fact that’s kinda where I went off



Fuck w me

Cherry on top

I guess I’ve been fearing

Becoming the type of guy

That’s like old and he’s been through

Some shit


Its a brown ski cap

And then Abe Lincoln’s face

His cheeks are all merry and rosy

And then an old yellow wax


A very dirty white longjohn top

Pair of boxer shorts in dark red and green tartans

Beanstalk legs fairly hairy

Long white tubesox

Dirty on the bottom


Glowing dreamy beam

Half-hearted obituary

At any rate I’m pretty sure it was on the same block as my dad’s best friend lived, insofar that my dad has or even had a best friend, that we first viewed the pups. Seemed like there were 6 of them. 6? Focus on the pups.

The youngest were born on Super Bowl Sunday. Breeders like to attach puppy births to current events. Super Bowls are usually in February but tomato/tomato: I’ll forever never know when is the super bowl.

So then we have the dog and I don’t remember a lot. Grandma definitely saw this dog a bunch before her (grandma)’s death.

RIP to one of the best to ever do it

Pucky was his name

I do believe he was a boyfriend

No there there

So when I say no there there
It sounds like I’m describing a lack of coos from a mother unto her pups

That’s not what I mean
What I mean is

A place that you can imagine contains a lot of thereness
It’s there
It’s not here

What you will find as you venture toward your preferred there is that it gradually acquires more hereness, which forces out some thereness, obv

Therefore

jk

Poo-poo: World’s Hottest New Dance

The birth of a bee
Is plain to see

If you look real hard
Microscopically

If Kingdom come
And we all die, or some

Know that I tried real hard
To not not succumb

To the impending doom
& gloom, there she blows, ka-boom

I was up in my room
All previously planned plans may now resume

Except for you
Tired, sad, and blue
Word on the street is
You know how to poo-poo

10 Rorschach Blots While Still Somewhat Stoned

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Presenting you with an ornate and rather spooky brochure.

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A white ballerina costume hangs from the bottom of a suspension bridge, and is sucked down below by the kissing faces of deranged piggy banks. 

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The view one sees when the eyes are turned inward toward the interior of the skull for a moment. 

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A woman waits at a far away doorway, below the Statue of Liberty’s crown, but above four meerkats gazing at the sky.

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An orca, a narwhal, a dragon, a stingray, and a butterfly, in a single-file vertical line, bring a new skeleton to a young woman in her cabin.

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Ritual that involves being strong in a canyon.

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Seadragons pump gas from kitty legs.

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Chaise lounge with uniquely positioned dual chair configuration for sleep and disagreements.

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Canyon and cave goat running quickly.

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Scab peeled off a spine way back when.

I made a poem

Just Common Sense

Every man should be allowed one fastball
Don’t give a shit if his wife bought a horse,
If his kid killed a different kid

At the end of the day,
Every man should be allowed
To throw a snowball
As hard as he can
At a wall

Refreshment

I can feel a certain
Refreshment

Cuz the guy two doors down is washing his car
If it were right next door I’d be wet

This pisses me off
I change clothes
Into something utterly unfamiliar to you

My outfit was not a winner
It was utterly unfamiliar to them
I was beaten

Touché
Ttyl

Pupi

Fireworks have been going off all night. It’s the night that I’m thinking about making you. I am going to try to convince a girl that is as equally-mentally unstable as I, to kiss me. Chapped lips is the message she sent. That’s your mother. You will read this in 15 years. Maybe 20.